PRINCE CHARMING ISN'T COMING
That's right ladies, he is not coming to rescue you.
Bummer, I know. Stop living in fairy tale land and come
back to reality. The only thing Prince Charming is good
at is to charm his way into your panties. Get yourself
a good education make your own money. And go easy with
on the ice cream and chocolate. Get yourself in shape.
Fat chicks end up with loser guys. Successful guys only
date skinny chicks if you haven't noticed. If you want
to snatch a sucessful guy, you have to make yourself
very marketable. Studies have shown that "smart"
successful guys don't want to marry a dumb chick. Smart
guys know that a marriage is like a business. No smart
business man will want to go into business with a dumb
partner. Another piece of info you might want to know
is most successful guys end up marrying brunettes, not
blondes. Hum...I wonder why. Maybe a typical blonde
is looked at as being fun but dumb? If you are on the
hunt for a rich guy, darken your hair a few shades.
It will instantly increase your IQ by 10 points. It
doesn't actually make you smarter but you know what
I mean. |
