Marriage. Is It Right For
You?
If you have more money than the person you are marrying,
get a prenub. That's right, I'm going to jump right
into talking about money. That piece of paper give your
spouse the legal right to TAKE half of everything you
work so hard for. With the divorce rate at 50%, you
can't afford to take that kind of a risk. Think about
it, if the marriage fail, you will still need money
to live. LOVE DON'T PAY THE FRIGGIN' BILLS. You don't
need love to survive, you need cashola baby. Oh it's
not romantic? How romantic is it that they won't sign
a prenub? Don't forget to argue this important point.
It can be argued both ways. If they won't sign a prenub,
they are simply saying that they are in it for the money.
No ifs, ands or buts about it. If they won't sign a
prenub and you can reword the marriage certificate,
make it say something like this "I am marrying
you for your money because I flat out won't sign a prenub".
Isn't that the message they are saying without actually
saying it? If you are not rich now, think 10 or 20 years
in the future. Perhaps you are working on being super
successful in the future. Too many people think they
don't need a prenub because they don't have money now.
If you flat out say "F it, I will be a total loser
for the rest of my", then you probably won't need
a prenub. If you are planning to be successful someday,
protect your financial future now.
If you come home one day and find your wife banging
the pool boy on the bed you paid for, there is not a
damn thing you can do about it. She can still take you
for half of everything you own. How F-ed up is that?
If you don't watch your back, you will come crying when
you lose your shirt. The only person that truly Got
Your Back is YOU. We humans live by one simple rule
"Me First"
Do you really need a piece of paper to fall in Love?
Do you have to sign a contract before you can become
someone's friend? In a lot of cases, that piece of paper
just prolongs the pain. Yes, it does help some couples
delay it long enough for them to work out their problems.
Rare. If you are successful and want to take that risk,
by all means. Now think for a minute. If the government
ban marriages, what do you think people will do? Do
you think they will stop falling in love? Do you think
people will stop having kids and raising a family? Do
you think that piece of paper will stop anyone from
cheating on their partner or running off with someone
else altogether? PEOPLE WILL DO WHAT THEY WANT TO DO
REGARDLESS OF WHAT A PIECE OF PAPER SAY. That piece
of paper just complicates things.
The concept of marriage is quite interesting. If I tell
you that you have a 50, 50 chance of getting killed
if you leave your house, would you do it? Chances are,
you will not leave your house. Now lets look at marriage.
A typical marriage have a 50, 50 chance of working out
but yet most people see that as a good odds. I don't
friggin' understand it. If you were to approach the
same people with the same 50, 50 odds at a casion, most
will turn you down. Please tell me where is the logic
in that. Odds are odds correct? There is a card game
at most casions called Bacarrat. It has 50, 50 odds.
You can't get most folks to lay down a dollar at the
Bacarrat table but yet they will gamble their life savings
away with marriage. Hard to explain but very amusing.
The divorce rate is at around 50%. Of the 50% that are
still married, how many of those couples are happy as
can be? How many are miserable beyond believe? How many
are just stuck? Can't get out because they have kids
together. Stuck because they can't afford to live separately?
These are just things to ponder over. Marrage is a great
thing if you manage to be the lucky few that can make
it last. There are many couples that have been dating
for 3, 5, or 7 years and happy as can be. As soon as
they get married, it all falls apart. What the F is
going on? IF IT IS GOING SO WELL, WHY RUIN IT WITH MARRIAGE.
I have heard many horror stories about couples whose
dating years lasting longer than their marriage. Simply
being married puts a lot of pressure on a couple. That
one piece of paper that was suppose to bond two people
end up breaking them up. How F-ed up is that? Will this
piece of paper stop you or the other person from cheating?
Absolutely not. In many cases that piece of paper just
drags out the pain even longer. Much like a slow death
:) In some cases, that piece of paper does buy the couple
enough time to fix their marriage. But then again, if
it is meant to work out, it will eventually work out
with or without a piece of paper.
Studies have shown that a man's quality of life goes
up after a divorce. Can you take wild guess? BECAUSE
HE NO LONGER HAS TO PAY FOR ALL HER CRAP. A women's
quality of life goes down because SHE HAS TO PAY FOR
ALL HER OWN CRAP. Funny huh?
Studies have also shown that rich people are less likely
to get married. Care to take another guess? POOR PEOPLE
NEED TO GET MARRIED BECAUSE TWO CAN LIVE AS CHEAPLY
AS ONE. The rich does not need another income to support
them.
Here's another thing F-ed about marriage. When you guys
are dating, everything you do or say is funny. After
years of being with the same person, everything you
say is now annoying. What gives? Your partner will start
critiquing everything you do. Nothing is good enough
any more.
WHAT IS THE MOST FATTENING CAKE? WEDDING CAKE!
WHY ARE DIVORCES SO EXPENSIVE? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!
DID YOU KNOW A MARRIAGE COMES WITH THREE RINGS? ENGAGEMENT
RING, WEDDING RING, SUFFERING |
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