If you must get married.
Keep in mind that if you stay married beyond 10 years,
you will have to pay alimony for the rest of her life
should you two get divorced. The only way to get out
of this is if she remarries. If your marriage is falling
apart and it's coming up to your 10th year, get the
hell out quick. For every two days you are married,
you pay alimony for 1. Stay married for 2 years, you
owe her 1 year of vaginamony. Payment for past use of
a vagina. What an interesting concept. |
