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How much are you willing to pay?
It is amazing how much money men are willing to spend on a woman. If it cost you an arm and a leg to be with a woman, what you really have is an overpriced wh#%$. Call it what it is. Don't give me that crap about love. If it is true love, it wouldn't cost a man his left nut to be with a woman. Can you say Sucker? And the funny part is, if you are paying wh#@$ prices, at least a wh#%$ is a professional and knows how to satisfy a man in bed. Think about it. Here's a little homework for you. Figure out how much you have spent on this chick. Now count how many times she gave it up. You will come up with a cost-per-laid. The C.P.L. price will tell you if you are dealing with an expert or an amature. An average street corner chick will run you roughly $120 to $200. If your chick has a higher C.P.L., you have a pro on your hands. Handle with care my friend :)

A true story. This old guy I know is in his sixties, married four times and lost four houses. Each ex wife has one of his houses. One day he and his buddy went to Vegas on vacation. One night when they were out and about, they were approached by a whore on the street. She hit both of them up for a BJ, just $10, not much. He said no thanks. He told his friend that he will never pay for sex. He is the type that writes down everything he does in his diary. When he return from the trip, he took out his diary and counted how many times he had sex with all his ex-wifies and he came up a C.P.L. Are you ready for this? Each time this poor fella had sex, it cost him $11K and some change each time. Have you heard of married guys getting less sex than your unmarried guys? If you haven't heard it before, start paying attention. Married guys are always giving you clues if you pay attention.
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