If You Don't Vote
Don't Whine
I'm In No Shape
to Exercise
If You're Close Enough To Read This
You Just Violated Your Restraining Order
I Don't Know Whether To Commit Suicide
Or Go Bowling
A Man Is Incomplete Until He Gets Married
Then He's Finished
Breast Inspection 20 Feet Ahead
(Please Have 'Em Out)
Where The Heck Is
Easy Street
Brain Cells Come and Go, But
Fat Cells Live Forever
WARNING
Driver Armed With Cell Phone And May Use It
BEAUTY
Is Only A Light Switch Away |
